Soft shell, double-wrapped, eaten over the plate like a civilized person. Hard shells are just nachos that gave up on their dreams. Change my mind. Actually don’t, I’m right about this.
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Soft shell, double-wrapped, eaten over the plate like a civilized person. Hard shells are just nachos that gave up on their dreams. Change my mind. Actually don’t, I’m right about this.
Posted by Grypes HQ as a conversation starter.
“Unexpected item in bagging area.” I PLACED it there. That’s the whole point of the bagging area. The machine saw me do it. We both know what happened here. Stop gaslighting me, self-checkout.
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Morning: productive powerhouse. 3pm: staring at the wall wondering what day it is. 8pm: suddenly full of energy and ideas. My body has the schedule of a confused vampire. Anyone else?
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