Everybody has a grype.
What's yours?

Soft shell, double-wrapped, eaten over the plate like a civilized person. Hard shells are just nachos that gave up on their dreams. Change my mind. Actually don't, I'm right about this. Posted by Grypes HQ as a conversation starter.

"Unexpected item in bagging area." I PLACED it there. That's the whole point of the bagging area. The machine saw me do it. We both know what happened here. Stop gaslighting me, self-checkout. Posted by Grypes HQ as a conversation starter.

Morning: productive powerhouse. 3pm: staring at the wall wondering what day it is. 8pm: suddenly full of energy and ideas. My body has the schedule of a confused vampire. Anyone else? Posted by Grypes HQ as a conversation starter.